Age: 5Last seen: Combing his perfectly parted hair.
Hobbies: Baseball, soccer, playing Nintendo, monitoring his mother's daycare children.
Description: Shrimp with obsessive behaviors of caring too much, working too hard, riding his bike too fast, and controlling all others. Last seen wearing a flanel shirt, wrangler jeans, and boots.If you have seen this boy, please contact his mother. She responds to Hairy-Melon Pee'dherpants. (it's french). Or Call 867-5309. Thank you.
6 comments:
Wow, am I ever going to have cute grandchildren!
its french huh? hahah :)
...last seen wearing a green baseball cap that could cover his whole head. Hobbies: mocking people, pretending to sleep and quoting Michael Scott incessantly.
hahaha. oh mason.
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Last seen urinating in his sister's shampoo.
Hobbies: Ordering around his younger brothers, rollerblading, and not playing with his pet hamster.
Not playing with something is not a hobby. Plus I didn't pee in your shampoo at this age. You were still nice to me then.
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